New Survivor Season

The upcoming season of Survivor announced they are dividing the tribes along ethnic lines: Hispanic, African-American, Asian American and Caucasian; at some point during the season the tribes will merge. They have also announced the early competitions, some of which seem to benefit certain tribes more than others. The events include: hailing a taxi, basketball, solving math equations, sneaking over the southwest United States border, running for political office, stealing a Cadillac, dancing, and running from a giant fire breathing lizard.

Not a Deep Thought

With the recent terrorist threats coming out of England authorities are warning people to stay away from places where large groups of young males might gather, like airports, train stations, and Paris Hilton's bedroom.

Not so Deep Thought

Some people say before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That is silly. I say before you criticize someone make them walk a mile in your shoes and then while they are walking hit them over the head with a shovel. Then you can criticize them all you want because they'll be too tired from walking and a little stunned from the shovel to argue.